February 2011
“Stop it Quagmire I just put on clean pants!”
– Peter Griffin
Anonymous asked: JASON ERIC COPPRUE, WHERE ARE YOU?
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
I just want to have a boy so I can name him Ethan
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That was about the easiest paper I've ever written
Some ex's are incapable of doing anything right
See them alone, minding their business
See them with an attractive new boyfriend/girlfriend
See them with an ugly new boyfriend/girlfriend
Your ex is friendly to you
<only applies to the ass hole ex>
Go to movies
ship main characters for two hours and miss storyline
brut4lb4yl4y-deactivated2012011 asked: sooo..... uhmm....
we already decided that we were seeing easy a together.....
you CAN NOT see it with mike.
we're married
yeah.
so you are seeing it with me
we already decided that we were seeing easy a together.....
you CAN NOT see it with mike.
we're married
yeah.
so you are seeing it with me
January 2011
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Alex told me to be awake by 8
and i’m just now going to bed
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When people compare their relationships to Romeo...
I’m sorry did you ever read it…
Everybody dies.
When I walk into a unisex bathroom
and there’s pee on the seat because the boy who just used it before me couldn’t even be bothered to lift the seat before spraying everywhere
it happens all the fucking time
if you can’t be bothered to pick the seat up, then fucking sit down and pee
fuck wad
sticksstonescollarbones:
I set my alarm 15 minutes before when I’m actually supposed to wake up just so I can Tumble.
I set my alarm to 60 minutes before when I’m actually supposed to wake up so I can hit the snooze button 6 times
Did some digging on that last video
yeah
I call trolling
No-Fap February?
falcuntpunch:
dancinginthegrocerystore:
SO MUCH DESTIEL I CAN'T EVEN →
Dentyne Commercial: The average person has 28 first kisses
Me: That’s
but
Watch Ethan Green on youtube
remember where I got one of my philosophies
Can all of Tumblr just get together
and email Ubisoft demanding that Shaun and Desmond fall in love in the next AC
and hell we can put Lucy and Rebecca together too but Shaun/Desmond is a must
If we tell them what’s up before it’s too late maybe just maybe
it would be magnificent
That moment when you see a large textured object...
and because of the shadows your brain can’t process how far or close it is so you go like cross eyed and it looks like a hologram or something
yeah…
happens to me all the time
MRS. ARNSTEIN MRS. ARNSTEN
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL NAAAAAAAME
This guy came up to me today
He was pretty cute
I think he was flirting with me
he complimented me on my coat introduced himself told me what school he went to and then asked me about my high school and then he asked to have lunch with me “sometime”
so yeah
either he was really friendly or he was flirting can’t tell
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I want white kids
but I want to name them something ridiculously black
blainethecockslayer asked: I think that scene's in that version, but I get what you mean.
I love having DVD's cos I can watch them over and over :D
I love having DVD's cos I can watch them over and over :D
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Will someone buy me Funny Girl?
And Sommersturm
Anonymous asked: suck on my nipples, bitch
brut4lb4yl4y-deactivated2012011 asked: so, when you made your eggs today....
did you use the skills i taught you when you cracked it?
did you use the skills i taught you when you cracked it?
breathe-out-breathe-in asked: so in love with your blog. Just sayin. :3
“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you...”
– Juno (via quote-book)
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So my paper is due in 2 1/2 hours
still not done
but I’m working like really fast now
Holy Nostalgia
I hate when I have egg yolk running all over my...
damn it cook my eggs if the yolk isn’t solid it isn’t cooked enough
Seriously,
whydoyouwantmetosaymyname:
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
Most of them are farming
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I really want that new Spiderman game
I shall purchase it before the week is out
Fuck it I'll do the paper first thing tomorrow......
I need sleep
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Okay I have an excuse for not doing this paper yet...
I absolutely hate regurgitating a series of lectures back to a teacher which is essentially what this paper is
it’s just like you know what you said why should I tell you?
Movies I would like to own at this very moment
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Easy A
My bad his name is Brett not Fred
why am I still awake
Probably the nicest thing I've ever heard Stan...
Brett: Why is this such a big deal?
Stan: Because if I can't make you believe in God then you won't go to heaven and I want our friendship to last forever.
